Negotiation Scripts

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The "No" is Just the Beginning

When a car dealer tells you "No," they aren't usually stating a fact. They are running a play.

Dealerships train their staff with rigorous word-tracks designed to overcome objections, deflect logic, and make you feel like you are being unreasonable for asking for a fair price. They practice these scripts every morning.

To win, you need your own script.

The goal isn't to be rude; it's to be firm . When you speak their language, the dynamic shifts. They realize you are an "educated buyer," and the nonsense usually stops.

Here are the 4 most common "No" scenarios and the exact scripts you should use to turn them into a "Yes."

Scenario 1: The "Forced" Add-On

The Setup: You notice a $995 charge for "Nitrogen Tires" or "Paint Protection" on the contract. You ask to remove it. Dealer Says: "I can't take that off. It’s already installed on the car. It’s store policy for all our inventory."

Why this is a lie: These items cost the dealer pennies. Even if they are physically on the car, they can remove the charge from the bill if they want to sell the car.

Your Script:

  • "I understand it’s installed, but I didn't request it and I don't see $1,000 of value in it. I am ready to sign the deal right now at the agreed price minus this fee.
  • You can leave the product on the car if you want, or you can take it off, but I’m not paying for it. Do we have a deal at the agreed price, or do I need to find a car that hasn't been modified?"

Scenario 2: The "Monthly Payment" Shell Game

The Setup: You are negotiating the total price of the car. The dealer keeps changing the subject to the monthly payment. Dealer Says: "Good news! I was able to get you to that $450/month payment you wanted." (They likely did this by extending your loan to 84 months or increasing the down payment, hiding the fact that the car price actually went up).

Why this is a trap: Focusing on monthly payments allows them to hide "junk fees" and higher interest rates.

Your Script:

  • "I appreciate you working on that, but I’d like to pause on the monthly payment for a second.
  • I need to agree on the Out-the-Door (OTD) price and the Interest Rate (APR) separately. Once those two numbers are fair, the monthly payment will calculate itself. Can you show me the breakdown of the total OTD price again?"

Scenario 4: The "Let Me Ask My Manager" Stall

The Setup: You make an offer. The salesperson leaves to "ask the boss" and leaves you sitting alone for 20 minutes. Dealer Says: (Nothing. They are just making you wait to wear down your patience.)

,Why they do this: They want you tired, hungry, and desperate to leave so you'll sign anything to get out of there.

Why they do this:

  • "I’m on a tight schedule today. I’ll give you 10 minutes to run this by your manager. If you can’t get me a simple 'Yes' or 'No' by [Time], I’m going to assume we are too far apart on numbers and I’ll have to head to my next appointment."

(Note: If they don't return in 10 minutes, stand up and walk toward the door. You will be amazed how quickly the manager appears.)

Conclusion: Don't Memorize. Just Chat.

Reading these scripts is easy. Remembering them when a Finance Manager is staring at you across a desk is hard.

Anxiety is normal. But you don't have to face it alone.

SignSpark AI includes a real-time AI Negotiation Coach.

  • Open the App during your negotiation.
  • Type (or speak) what the dealer just said to you.
  • Get the Rebuttal: Our AI will instantly generate the perfect, data-backed response for that specific situation.

Don't just guess what to say. Let the AI say it for you.

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